1. theoldcapn:

    so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn’t remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up

    and it is:

    ‘Why?’

    and I’m like, what a dick move, me. I don’t know the fucking answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little shit?!

    so in a fit of rage I type in ‘BECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHY’

    ding password reset 

  2. i-will-pursue-your-presence:

    mythologyhotspot:

    scottman99:

    heyitsodette:

    Splash Mountain Photos

    YES

    It’s funnier everytime I see it.

    I like human beings.

  3. imjustbeingfriendly:

    carbonxribs:

    a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty

    Favourite line in all of Dinsey

  4. brokenponycutiemark:

    Some background: I’ve worked in gaming since 1994. I’ve worked in video game QA (quality assurance) for 8 years.

    This is the FINEST glitch I’ve ever seen ANYWHERE - and that includes the World of Warcraft “turn north and crash” bug I keep running into.

  5. jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

    jayjayvanzz:

    I think I won the entire game

  6. killthefez:

    "Okay, should we get some coffee?"

     

  7. marchqueen:

    gigglewhatsit:

    runyouclevertimelord:

    dryadgurrl:

    himapapaftw:

    finally, it has appeared on my dash

    Well that was unexpected.

    I was not expecting this

    no one ever does

  8. johnshavesfor-sherlock:

    o-dawgtheinvincible:

    sigmarikz:

    certaflyably:

    thirstingaintdead:

    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

    sexy

  9. emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

    emilyclocke:

    ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

    naturepunk:

    Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

    This could have gone so wrong

    Nothing goes wrong in Canada

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